School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 12, 2021

Indian Breakfast

Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.

Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.

by Grizzel Bear December 16, 2021

Whores breakfast

When a man pours a cracked egg inside his companions asshole. She then farts the egg into the frying pan, cooks it and eats it.

Would you like a whores breakfast

by Deltacash April 12, 2023

Left foot volley breakfast

The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey

"Jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal"

by Sutas October 27, 2009

Propper Belgum Breakfast

The action of cracking one raw egg into a womans cooter and then engaging in sexual intercourse.

I gave that cheerleader a propper belgum breakfast.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

Shingle Inn Breakfast

A gathering of gloryholes found in a gay getaway cottage. Four men will fill the wholes whilst one man will drop to his knees and begin eating. A shingle inn breakfast is only complete when the man has chewed all four sausages and swallowed all four egg whites.

Chris "Dude Jay's just devoured a shingle inn breakfast in 5 minutes"
Geoff " Yeah man he's a regular at the cottage, we gotta stock up on men when that kids in town, he can go through 12 egg whites a sitting if hes on form"

by timmy75 June 9, 2011

Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015