by pseudonyms.are.gay March 15, 2009
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A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
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greeting/acknowledgement used by members and associates of the 21st street coop.
when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.
this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.
this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
by A. Motherfucker October 14, 2010
Get the boner in your butt mug.1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both sexes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself
abreviations C your B
2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
abreviations C your B
2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
by CMD823 March 3, 2008
Get the chill your boner mug.the farcical phenomenon of pursuing and apprehending female friends and/or acquaintances and massaging a pair of soiled and unwashed of boxers of unknown origin and age into their face, all recorded on film to later be made into a compilation and uploaded to youtube.
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