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Ballooning

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.
What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.
1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"
by marty mcfly December 15, 2003
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water ballooning

A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
by m.a.t.t.y. October 8, 2008
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Ballooning

The act of burping into a girl's vag while proforming oral sex. Her uterous then expands to an enormous size causing her great pain. This often happens when the male has eaten KFC causing him to increase his burping frequency.
"Fuck, my boyfriend gave me a hard core ballooning and it hurt like no other."

What were you doing the other day, Curtis? "Oh I was just ballooning some whore."
by Curtis and Matt December 12, 2010
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Ballooning

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.
What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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balloon

(v) The act of pulling one's penis out of a girl's rectum while she is unconscious, thus causing her rectum to be extracted, inside-out, from her body, through her anus. This is a common college party prank.
Dude, let's balloon her. You wack on the back of the head, and I'll pull out.

Alfred Lord Hymenson once said: "'Tis better to have ballooned and laughed than never to have ballooned a gal."
by achroom April 18, 2006
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Bollocks

'The Dogs Bollocks' or just 'The Bollocks' does mean good but it has nothing to do with the dogs ability to lick its own. Rather if you follow an un doctored dog down the road you will see that its bollocks are quite prominant - hence the expression 'stands out like dogs balls' therfore 'The Dogs Bollocks' literally means 'outstanding' ie very good indeed.
That film about why dogs lick their own bollocks was the dogs bollocks, can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it again.
by Richard James King November 17, 2006
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