National Blowjob Day

April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints

Hey baby its National Blowjob Day, come give me the SUCC

by Vince Madici April 14, 2019

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Female Blowjob

When an incredibly hot woman presents her ass to her forever-love, on all fours, in what can be referred to as ‘puppy pose’. The asshole is then licked and kissed, along with the pussy. Best preformed every day, with no resistance or complaint. Can be offered as payment for menial tasks to a ‘kind’ gentleman. Yes, I will marry you.

Although unsure at first, Button came to love the sensation of Nugget giving her a female blowjob.

by Fugnugget August 26, 2025

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Blowjob Week

Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.

-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?

-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!

by papisgirl August 1, 2022

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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

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