When two males are on opposite sides of a room. They take their pants off and grip their sack like they are wielding a lance, aimed at each other. They then run at each other like medieval jousting, Until someone gives up.
by imnotfunny5555 January 19, 2025
Get the Bean Battlemug. A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025
Get the Battle Creek handjobmug. 
When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins
by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015
Get the Battle Shitsmug. The Siberian rope battle is where the female and male share a sex toy from ass to ass creating a rope pulling contest.
by Nothing2018 October 30, 2018
Get the Siberian rope battlemug. Person1:Hey, I need to take a shit
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
by Adolf the jew April 20, 2022
Get the fortnite battle passmug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug.