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baker

a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.
man, that girl stinks like she shat her pants, her boyfriend must be a baker
by Lbundaberg September 4, 2012
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Bandersnatch

The name of that awesome dog thing in Alice Wonderland. And the best bong ever.
David Bowie: Let's hit up the bandersnatch!
Bob Mar: Great idea! I love the bandersnatch!
by David_Bow July 13, 2010
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bible-banger

Someone who listens to modern Christian music all of the time.
"Man, she may not go to church a lot, but she sure is a bible-banger."
by Natalie Edwards August 25, 2007
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Melbourne Bangers

Melbourne Bangers is an type of music played mostly in Melbourne clubs/underground party scene.
It is usually played extremely loud and has extremely loud bass.
It is generally regarded as music for people getting high on heroin/meth and these two mixed usually
creates violent people with the crazy drops and juiced up mentality.

This mix also created a dance known as the juicy wiggle, which is now a common dance performed by

chicks getting high to Melbourne Bangers.
The most well known Melbourne Bangers artist is Will Sparks.
Dude 1: Hey dude whats the lyrics to that Melbourne Bangers song called Melbourne Sound?
Dude 2:

Melbourne sound we aint fucking around, fuck these radio tracks, see we keep it underground
coz work these days has us feeling like shit, but its all worthwhile when the weekends's like this.
See man im off guard running em up lady lovin, the saturday never sober at carova.
Weekend coming close, coming to an end, where the fuck am i heading? heading to revs.
Its melbourne best scene on the earth, best sound, sluts, drugs and we living it first.
Turn it down, no cunt. you better turn it up. and if they try to turn it off, tell em get fucked
Tuesday can be better and Wednesdays goodbye, Thursday can't wait and Friday's tonight
So fuck work, fuck their mixing of the music, listen to the srop and FUCKING LOSE IT!
Dude 1: oh yeah that's right
by lacesflyonline August 31, 2013
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wall banger

A Wall Banger is a way for many of todays youth to get a natural high; from making eachother passout.

How this is achieved you might ask?

well, first you would stand straight up against a wall. Than you take 13-15 large breaths and push all the blood preasure into your head. Hold your breath in and have a friend put all their preasure on your chest. You pass out for 20 seconds to a minute, and enjoy!
1. wow that wall banger was fun man, your turn!

2. wall bangers are great but I think I'm getting brain damage man...
by ThexDoctorxSays October 8, 2007
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bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010
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baker smile

the facial expression you get when you know something bad just happened.
baker smile is durived quite often. mostly during such events that involve conspiring with jade, put in the same room as a stamilton or a jim, and especially, the most dangerous, when leaving a baker alone for too long
by Jennyfer April 22, 2005
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