jobe bellingham

footballer for sunderland and also jude bellingham’s younger brother

“did you see jobe bellinghams goal?”

“i only know him because he’s dating keela.”

by kaywhyesss August 20, 2023

Jude Bellingham

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.

"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.

Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.

by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024

Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!

by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024

central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

Pit-bulling

The spontaneous act of poking someone’s armpit with your fingers when they have their arm lifted or raised and their armpit is exposed. As if a bull were suddenly charging at the exposed pit.

Stephanie enjoys pit-bulling Mason whenever he reaches for a box of cereal up in the cabinet.

by MWTP84 December 12, 2023

Ego bailing

The art of being a pilchard and running away when you're team (in online games) is in a position of advantage against an opposing team and a member of you're team runs away putting you're team at a disadvantage and blames everyone else.

Horgan we would have won that fight if you weren't ego bailing

by Paul kingy October 21, 2023