Boner Petit 

Boner Petit is a term that some music stans refer to Katy Perry's song Bon Appetite as mockingly.

Boner Petit is such a shitty song, Look What You Made Me Do Outsold.

Boner Petit by Spideyrule May 27, 2018

boner rockets 

A huge load that is busted on a girl's face and/or genitilia

"i love shooting boner rockets in her eye"
"mom, what's that boner rocket doing on your face?"
"dad, mom said you used to take boner rockets in the ass. Is that true?"

boner rockets by Marco T. July 28, 2007

Boner Scale 

The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.

your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale

Boner Scale by tokinwhtguy June 14, 2010

Boner Jam 

When you jam your boner in her ass without loosening it up first. Just jam it in there.

That receptionist bitch is walking funny today. As if she got a couple boner jams last night

Boner Jam by The Trash Man bancini November 25, 2010

boner bend 

a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie

that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*

boner bend by patriciaisthetits. July 26, 2009

Boner Sweats 

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

Boner Sweats by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008

boner-killer 

Somthing or somonethat kills the fun that you are having

Guy1: Yo Stop screwing around!
Guy2: (to some1 else)Geeze, what a boner killer

boner-killer by Chewing on a spoon September 16, 2005