Criss Angel

Criss Angel is what some people call an "illusionist", although I prefer to think of him as a comedian, because there is no way that he takes himself seriously. His "stunts" are performed in front of a "live audience" which mostly consists of gullible ditzy girls and/or druggies in a city park; this is why the people on his show believe that he can really pull a woman's torso off and have her two halves walk away. While entertaining, his act is clearly not real. If you believe he went through a wood chipper, you've got a problem.

Criss Angel has a show called Mindfreak that is really hard to watch without falling out of your seat from intense lawling.

by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009

Angelica

Angelica is a wonderful amazing person.She is definitely shy and quiet.She is one of those girls who keeps to her self and keeps her friend circle small.Angelica may seem quiet but when you piss her off it’s on.She has a thing for basketball players and she herself plays volleyball.Angelica’s often have lil bootys and brown curly hair.Her eyes are a sparkly dark brown.

Damn Angelica is fine!

by Brown eyed March 20, 2019

Angela

Angela

angela’s a sweet, kind, caring, beautiful girl. she has long brown curly hair, and beautiful brown eyes. she is usually shy at first and then when you get to meet her she often shows her goofy and crazy side! she is always willing to help her friends when they are having a tough time. angela’s don’t put up with bull shit, because she knows who there real friends are. angela’s are very trustworthy and sweet. but if you loose her trust, it’s a loss for you. she’s a great supporter and always helps when your down and cheers you up! you guys all would want an angela in your life. if you have one HOLD ON TO HER!!

by ashlyn wamsley April 2, 2019

Angela

Angela is someone who is amazing and an amazing best friend. You can always count on them to be there for you and can always count on them to give you a good laugh. They like to read and play volleyball. They also like to steal their best friends phone and play games on their and waste their battery. In conclusion Angela is someone you want to have by your side forever.

Person 1-“ what is another word for amazing”
Person 2-“ angela”

by Angela’s best friend Kimberly! October 16, 2019

Angelica Rose

the most gorgeous and freaky girl you will ever meet. angelica rose makes everything into a joke and could freeze the world with her glare. dont piss her off because you might not survive it.

did you see angelica rose today? she looked sexy as hell

by nonmiamor April 10, 2020

sloppy angel

when a woman is giving a man head and he cums in her mouth. He proceeds to slap her in the back of the head causing the semen to come out her nose.

She was on her knees, and i gave her a sloppy angel. She wasn't too happy

by the filthy phillie May 13, 2006

false angel

An individual who appears to be nice and kind, but turns out to be a complete monster once you point out something that they don't want you to. Often times these are the people who can (or at least think they can) get away with all sorts of crimes. Many times unless you have a great deal of evidence to the contrary against such an individual, almost nobody will believe you. In rare cases in which others do believe you, the false angel will do everything in their power to discredit you. A false angel will pretend to be nice simply to get you to do something they would rather not do themselves; or to get something from you. They’re manipulative, with poor morals/values, if any. These individuals bring others great joy when they get their comeuppance. Some base traits of false angels are their aloofness, their lack of conscience, the fact that they are all backstabbers & have exceptional acting skills. Frequently false angels are also Assholes & extremely petty. Despite the fact that every false angel's at least shown their true nature to at least one person, they somehow manage to convince everyone around them they're an angel. False angels rely on deceiving people into thinking they're better in some way. They do this by advertising themselves as being kind, funny, trustworthy, the ever so vague cool, smart, honest, or pretty; with most claiming to possess all of these traits at once. In each case, the false angel is lying about either most, or all of these traits.

Individual 1: I thought individual x was an angel until they stabbed me in the back and took everything that I have ever worked for. What a false angel!
Individual 2: What! Individual x would never do such a thing! You're crazy!
Individual x: *Sobs* and I thought you were my friend Individual 1! You're just jealous because I'm so pretty!
Individual 2: How dare you individual 1! Can't you see how much you've hurt poor, innocent Individual x! Don't worry Individual x, I'll make sure that *insert insult here* never does such a thing again!
Individual x: *Cheekily smiles at Individual 1.*
Individual 1: Did you not see that?!!
Individual 2: *Looks at individual x.*
Individual x: *Sobbing* They're just cr-cr-crazy. I just don't understand why they h-h-hate meee!
Individual 2: You're disgusting individual 1.
After it happens to Individual 2: Good grief Individual 1! You were right about individual x! I wish I had believed you sooner!
Individual 1: Told you so. A total false angel.

by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018