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Anal Garts

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play
"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"
by Pandertroll August 29, 2012
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anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.
by Zerodawn January 1, 2017
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Anal Damage

An extreme act of anal penetration which leaves a person's anus in state which resembles a boiled or mushed tomatoe.
1. "Hey Roy, i rammed my meat snorkel into your mom's chutney pot and she suffered massive anal damage"

2. The anal damage which which Mike suffered was really dangerous
by Steve Z and the temps March 27, 2009
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anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.
Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.
by Spextacles June 23, 2007
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anal alcohol

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later
"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"
by Ladyi/tstreetsfreaki/tsheets November 21, 2013
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anal nozzle

A penis, especialy a homosexual's.
He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style
by analnozzles February 13, 2007
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anal cakes

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!
by Burger70 February 23, 2010
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