arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
by twatsc September 03, 2008
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Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.
DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!
by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021
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Arse duster

Someone intent on sucking up to you no no matter what the cost.
Dave was a right arse duster today
by silkdriftwood November 22, 2014
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Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.
jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!
by tudunk October 22, 2015
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Galley Arse

When the gap between your arse cheeks become unbearably sweaty due to the heat, affects those who work in hot kitchens.
Hence the name - Galley Arse.
It's so hot in here, got proper galley arse today.
by Pugunderground July 04, 2022
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stick it up your arse

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.
You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested
by AiryGoats April 14, 2024
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squank arse

Squank arse. A absoluty disgusting whore who enjoys sex with animals and gives blumkins at children fares for money, you can usually pick out a squank from a mile away due to the reeking smell of fish and and rotten dog shit.
Oh man, i can smell a squank arse, or is that a fish shop?
by Thesnowbank December 07, 2014
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