Alaskan Corn Dog

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.

After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog

by Xorak April 22, 2008

Alaskan

Residents of the 49th state of the United States. Alaskans reside in a frozen wasteland full of oil drilling, moose, and can see Russia from their backyard. Separated from the lower 48 and bordering Canada, Alaskans are really like the Canadian bastard stepchildren we adopted.

You know, Alaskans are really pretty much just adopted Canadians... aye.

by UWDT February 19, 2009

alaskan paintjob

when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg

a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob

by the cooler85 May 13, 2011

Alaka

Thotty thot

Guy: yo isn’t that thot girl?
Guy 2: oh alaka? Yeah she’s such a thot!!

by Gabethethotslayer June 23, 2018

alaskan rhino

the same as an albino rhino except with a
hockey rink/frozen pond and a pair of ice skates.

Brad: how'd you get frost bite on your dick?
Seth: i tried to give my bitch an alaskan rhino and slipped
Brad: DAMN!

by Seppy aka Seth April 16, 2007

alaska

great place for digging oil

oil digger1: "hey wanna be rich?"

oil digger2: "sure, how?"

oil digger1: "lets go to alaska and steal all their oil"

oil digger2: "sounds like a plan!"

by cacaboy June 20, 2003

Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male shitting on a females chest followed by smeering the shit all over her torso then facing her toes and hovering over her head while she eats out his anal cavity and the man is titty fuckin her until he cums all over the poop thus making an Alaskan Mudslide.

Anna is a slut she let Mark give her an Alaskan Mudslide while Joey watched.

by mellon juice December 9, 2008