Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.

Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2024

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's response when asked if he was bipolar in a 2011 interview with Andrea Canning.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?"

by oheckno March 28, 2011

winning

Some thing Charlie Sheen is good at.

Interviewer: At you bipolar?
Sheen: I'm bi-winning.

by megow April 21, 2011

winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022

Win

Is that what you want? You want me to tell you the you won? It's too late. The battered women of America already won. No matter how hard I tried, I NEVER WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM! HA!

Hym "It's already too late to win. I already told you the battered women already won. Speaking of the weaponized schizophrenia. Why did it go UP dramatically during Covid? Did you... I don't know, maybe, start doing it to a bunch of people and they got violent and started beating their wives did they? Because that would make it look like you're telling yourselves 'It's not my fault! It's HYM! It's not that he's clearly right about the effects of the weaponized schizophrenia.' Which is what you are also trying to accuse me of doing it. I'm not fucking BLAMING you for things. You suck and are garbage entirely independently of who's to blame."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Pay To Win

Xbox GT: Ornsteein;

A person who has no interest in actually playing the game and making progress. Instead they make progress by paying others to do it for them.

Ornsteein PAY TO WIN by paying other people to take him to the lighthouse in destiny 2 Trials event.

by Cheese866 December 1, 2021

Bi-winning

to win here and to win there

so you were bi-winning, you were feelin' good, but at the same time dying

by smokincodank March 22, 2011