Great basketball player

Straight baller (str8 balla)
Playa

Yo, I was guarding some dude who was a great basketball player and he dropped 42 on me! That playa’s name was Kenny “the Jet” Smith.

by TheCaz September 11, 2021

Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.

The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Best PPT2 Player

A title held by someone who is the absolute best Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 Player.

Person 1: I'm really good at Puyo Puyo Tetris 2!
Person 2: Yeah, but are you Zane420v Best PPT2 Player good?

by Ruhrame February 19, 2022

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Genshin Impact Player

another word for pedophile

guy 1: yo bro have you heard of malvin he's a genshin impact player
guy 2: report him to the pigs then

by retartar232 May 16, 2023

league of legends player

a garbaged human being in which they choose to play one of the worse MOBA games that the world has every developed, they choose to cyber bully and get cyber bullied simply because they are masochists for an inordinate amount of pain

OP: "that league of legends player over there is having a seizure"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"

by bigfatjerseymikesubs January 24, 2022

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005