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Killing the OJ

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.
"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."
by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015
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Fresh kills

Nothing there is fresh or dead, it just smells rotten and dead.
Hold your nose til we get to the other side of Staten Island, the wind is a blowin today. Who the hell wants to play golf by Fresh Kills for several hours?
by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016
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You're A kill

by 2bfrank June 26, 2018
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Kill Whore

A term used to describe someone who goes out of there way to get a kill. There actions usually result in death.
Nolan is such a kill whore.
by Bigounce May 24, 2017
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scrape kill

When someone comes and kills you when you are near death-generally used in video games EG Fortnite when noobs come and kill you after a fat scrap.
by Fortnite boi February 19, 2018
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kill mongler

1. n. A team-killer (TKer) who kills everyone on their team at the same time every round.
I hate that god damned kill mongler!!
by Concerned Citizen September 19, 2003
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Kill the song

Playing the same song on repeat over and over until your friends hate it for the rest of their lives
He would suddenly take interest in an old song we all loved years ago, but proceed to just kill the song for the rest of us, playing it over and over to learn the lyrics, and then some because he’s just a psycho like that. I loved that song, I never want to hear it again.
by Dan.Solo.Chicago December 3, 2022
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