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crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.
My dog is being a crack panda.
by Theonedtown December 29, 2015
mugGet the crack pandamug.

PANDA

by PANDAMYNIGGA December 3, 2020
mugGet the PANDAmug.

Huggy Panda Bear

A fuzzy man who hugs a lot. A Huggy Panda Bear has your back and is always there for you. They give you the most fuzzy warm Hugs, and sometimes they accidentally suffocate you in their Huggy Panda Fluff.
Gasps "Huggy Panda Bear you're squishing me too much I can't beath."
by TreasurePlanet(isback) December 10, 2023
mugGet the Huggy Panda Bearmug.

Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020
mugGet the Red Pandamug.

Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
mugGet the Landfill Pandamug.

The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.
by speedjacer February 12, 2010
mugGet the The Curse of the Pandasmug.

panda

pandas are able to maul you to death in mere seconds
by literal psycopath April 12, 2021
mugGet the pandamug.

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