December 2

This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.

-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*

by CEO OF EXISTENCE November 3, 2019

apirl 2

If your born on this day this month People will say "you where almost a April fools baby lol " . And your a aries ♈♊♉♋♌♍♏♎♐♑♒♓

Somone : your born on apirl 2 bro you where almost a april fools baby and your a aries! (april 2 is a date of People where born

by Kay🤓 September 16, 2021

September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2

by Fefytfreth September 2, 2021

March 2

National kiss your bestie day💋

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*

by Jern smells April 25, 2022

portal 2

the best game involving potatoes

person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game

person 2: just play portal 2

by pastastraw January 27, 2022

2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

by RoninXII January 31, 2022

February 2

hug ur crush dayy

y/n :hey c/n *hugs*
c/n: BRO WHY DID U HUG ME

y/n: it is February 2
c/n: OH SHART

by midzvnaq February 1, 2021