sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

troll heaven

Any website that's swarming with trolls, and with nothing being done about it. Such places are only comparable to Hell itself. Examples include Yahoo Answers, YouTube, and practically any forum or message board you can imagine.

Fred: I just commented on YouTube, and now there's a swarm of trolls on my ass.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.

by TheWriter April 20, 2013

Trolling for seed

A hoe looking to get dicked

Sarah is thirsty. She’s trolling for seed

by HalsteadHoe October 21, 2017

FB troll

Facebook Troll
(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor, and they are. Showing everyone they are the true idiot

Clark(status update)

Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails

20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·

Anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ Facebook Troll

FB trolls are nobody's friend

by Mjanelane1988 January 23, 2017

article troll

How Yezka says "articultural."

Yezka: "I got my tattoo at Article Troll!"

by trollerofarticles February 19, 2018

Trick Troll

Something used as a Rick roll

I don’t like that my song turned into a trick troll

by Mr. Cave July 28, 2022

trolling for cops

Purposefully driving around disobeying traffic laws with the purpose of seeing if you can attract attention from traffic police.

Cops always seem attracted to my car, as if I am out <i>trolling for cops</i>.

by willz48640 November 6, 2011