Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.
by JohnRambo February 3, 2009
Get the Cord Rage mug.1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
by Justa small trump April 16, 2007
Get the Jizz rage mug.Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.
Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011
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by Politically Incorrect Theater March 17, 2012
Get the Raging Moderate mug.The mounting anger associated when you break all the components of a canopy maliase trap while setting it up.
Kevin began to feel his malaise rage build when mike broke the expensive yet flimsy canopy malaise trap on his first day.
by rhagium May 28, 2010
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Time: 4 Months
Steps:
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Time: 4 Months
Steps:
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Person 1: Why does Pete's Desk have burnt marks on it?
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
by Hairflipsarecool February 24, 2010
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At a Phish show in 2013
Man 1: "Dude we'll never find our friends in this massive crowd"
Man 2: "Its OK, Lisa said they were holding a rage stick with a picture of Tom Cruise's head on it"
Man 1: "Oh yea! I see Toms head bobbing up and down over there by the beer stands!"
Man 2: "Lets Go grab a beer then!"
Man 1: "Dude we'll never find our friends in this massive crowd"
Man 2: "Its OK, Lisa said they were holding a rage stick with a picture of Tom Cruise's head on it"
Man 1: "Oh yea! I see Toms head bobbing up and down over there by the beer stands!"
Man 2: "Lets Go grab a beer then!"
by Hippie Presley September 19, 2013
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