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Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.
by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016
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Camel stank

I know you had a camel toe because your leggings smelled just like camel stank
by Jae Nyce April 22, 2018
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Florida Sand Baby

Gay folks born and raised in Florida.
Cute guys from miami.
Florida sand babies will make you move to Miami.

I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.
by TrillestPunkEva July 16, 2018
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fake stan

a local who disguises themselves as someone from stan twitter, using slang like sis, tea, etc. but totally wrong. they show their true local identity very easily due to their incorrect use of slang. usually a try hard. play on fake fan
Oh my gosh did you see Sarah try and use reaction pics?

Yup, lmao. What a fake stan
by wolfiebean October 9, 2018
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oriented strand board

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses
that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow
by littlejimmie March 2, 2019
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Bullet Stan

Defines a person being obsessed with My Chemical Romance's record "I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love". They like to connect with the artist in their own way, like not taking a shower at all and staying inside for months.
The album is filled with a lot of anger, despair and angst, being written as therapy by lead singer Gerard Way who suffered from anxiety, depression and drug/alcohol addiction at that time.
These are typical attributes of Bullet Stans, even though they are also often defined by the leading images of MyChem, being blood, vampires, typical horror images, death, grief, fear and hate.
You could say that they are still living in MyChems early days, being a New Jersey band formed in the post hardcore movement (frequently, but wrongly called emo), recreating the everyday horrors of 5 young men that didnt were professional musicians but 5 dudes not knowing a way for their life yet, trying to grasp this opportunity, to finally achieve something, as strong as they could.

Not to confuse with Revenge Stan!
Normal MCR Stan: Ew, you smell really bad, when was the last time you took a shower??

Bullet Stan: I dont know. I'm sorry, I'm a Bullet Stan.

MCR Stan: Oh, I mean okay, but what has this to do with taking a shower?? Please, this is so unhygienic!

Bullet Stan: Is that something you would have also asked Gerard Way?? Please respect my decisions when praying to our god and savior!
by Gee_Gee_ October 4, 2020
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elephant in the sand

When Joey Crack goes on vacation with his wife, he looks like an elephant in the sand.
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