ghetto cocktail

combining alcohol with any available beverage in a desperate attempt to take the bitterness out. This method can also be used to disguise booze at a place where alcohol is frowned upon.

Girl: "Okay. I have peach vodka. Its really gross. Get the purple gatorade from the fridge, make me a ghetto cocktail, and lets party!"

by cheap partier June 6, 2010

ghetto-baid

A band-aid made from random items. Such as a tissue and a rubber band. Or perhaps a napkin and a piece of string.

Anna cut her finger making a smoothie, she used a ghetto-baid to stop the bleeding.

by Amanay September 12, 2006

ghetto primo

scraping resin out of a smoking utinsil, to fill your bowl and placing your last bit of weed on top.

I am so out of weed, I had to scrape my pipe to fill my bowl, but threw that last little corner of the bag on top for a ghetto primo.

by bradass April 17, 2007

ghetto-scan

when you are too poor to own a scanner so take digital photographs of photos to post online

"I love that old school photo you put on facebook"
"yeah I Ghetto-Scanned it"

by theddt September 4, 2007

ghetto fractal

the repetition of behavioral patterns within the low income social stratum

Dat girl is ghetto fractalicious. She was pregnant at 13, just like her mom.

by elhousehead April 9, 2009

[Ghetto Mobile]

An automobile which is usual old. It may or may mot be "tricked out". Usually unreliable, this car is worth less than a book of stamps.
It also may be referring to cars usually seen in the hood, i.e. chysler 300, chevy impala, cadillac escallade, toyota corolla etc.

ghetto mobile, unreliable car, piece of shit, ford, old car

by L1NNY January 22, 2009

ghetto fireplace

To use the oven as a source of heat when its cold in the the house sask

turn on the ghetto fireplace its cold as nuts in saskatoon or damn man is the heat on ?
hold on I will light the ghetto fireplace

by Ryan Lucky Derek December 22, 2008