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The last period of school that day was PE, and Tanner’s class was on their football unit. Sure, he got a bit beat up, but Tanner had lots of fun taking a guy down or getting tossed in the air. The most recent game, played at the end of the school day when the sun was insanely hot, was super active. It ended with Tanner and the other guys drenched in sweat, dirt worked into the crevices of their skin, grass stains on their knees and palms. They knew they had to shower.
The group of about 5 guys walked into the locker room, laughing, shouting, and replaying their favorite parts of that day. By the time they got to their lockers, they had pulled off their shirts, socks, and shoes. Evan, one of the more attractive guys in Tanner’s opinion, pulled off his pants and boxers in one go and walked to the showers. Tanner was quick to follow.
Their behavior in the showers wasn’t gay, just them having fun. They’d slap each others’ asses, swing their dicks around, just joking. After most of the guys had finished, it was just Tanner and Evan. Without the distraction of their friends, Tanner got out his bar of soap and began to wash out the dirt that was caked onto his legs. Tanner had been horny for a while, and jerking off just wasn’t satisfying him. He decided to call attention to himself.
The last period of school that day was PE, and Tanner’s class was on their football unit. Sure, he got a bit beat up, but Tanner had lots of fun taking a guy down or getting tossed in the air. The most recent game, played at the end of the school day when the sun was insanely hot, was super active. It ended with Tanner and the other guys drenched in sweat, dirt worked into the crevices of their skin, grass stains on their knees and palms. They knew they had to shower.
The group of about 5 guys walked into the locker room, laughing, shouting, and replaying their favorite parts of that day. By the time they got to their lockers, they had pulled off their shirts, socks, and shoes. Evan, one of the more attractive guys in Tanner’s opinion, pulled off his pants and boxers in one go and walked to the showers. Tanner was quick to follow.
Their behavior in the showers wasn’t gay, just them having fun. They’d slap each others’ asses, swing their dicks around, just joking. After most of the guys had finished, it was just Tanner and Evan. Without the distraction of their friends, Tanner got out his bar of soap and began to wash out the dirt that was caked onto his legs. Tanner had been horny for a while, and jerking off just wasn’t satisfying him. He decided to call attention to himself.
He was bent over at the waist while washing his legs, when he “accidentally” let the soap slip and he said, loudly, “shit!” Evan looked over to see Tanner picking up the soap, but he let his eyes linger on Tanner’s bubble butt. Evan was openly bisexual, and he often complimented guys on their physique, but he never tried anything with them. But he got the memo almost instantly that Tanner wanted to fuck.
Evan walked over to Tanner and gave him a light slap on the right butt cheek, but he let it linger there. Tanner looked back at Evan, gave a mischievous smile, and grabbed Evan’s other hand and placed it on his hip. Evan started to get hard, and Tanner didn’t want to miss that. He turned around so that they were facing each other, showing that Tanner was fully hard and his cock was standing upright, about 5 inches. Evan was also 5 inches, but that was while he was soft. Tanner dropped to his knees instantly and grabbed Evan’s cock, and began to stroke it until it was at its full 7.5 inches. Tanner looked up at Evan and began to deepthroat him with no resistance. Evan said out loud “oh fuck,” which made Tanner harder and made him suck faster. Soon, Evan gripped Tanner’s hair and held his face down on his dick while he shot cum straight down his throat. Tanner breathed through his nose and swallowed all the cum. Evan picked Tanner up and carried him into their boys sauna (it was a rich school).
Bam. Gay locker room sex. Look up gay sauna sex for part 2.
Evan walked over to Tanner and gave him a light slap on the right butt cheek, but he let it linger there. Tanner looked back at Evan, gave a mischievous smile, and grabbed Evan’s other hand and placed it on his hip. Evan started to get hard, and Tanner didn’t want to miss that. He turned around so that they were facing each other, showing that Tanner was fully hard and his cock was standing upright, about 5 inches. Evan was also 5 inches, but that was while he was soft. Tanner dropped to his knees instantly and grabbed Evan’s cock, and began to stroke it until it was at its full 7.5 inches. Tanner looked up at Evan and began to deepthroat him with no resistance. Evan said out loud “oh fuck,” which made Tanner harder and made him suck faster. Soon, Evan gripped Tanner’s hair and held his face down on his dick while he shot cum straight down his throat. Tanner breathed through his nose and swallowed all the cum. Evan picked Tanner up and carried him into their boys sauna (it was a rich school).
Bam. Gay locker room sex. Look up gay sauna sex for part 2.
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Get the Gay locker room sex mug.Since they were in a private school, Evan and Tanner’s locker room had a sauna in it, for boys that spent a lot of time working out or in sports. Luckily, this Wednesday was the day when there were no after school events scheduled. Despite this, Evan set Tanner down and locked the sauna door from the inside.
“It’s gonna be even more hot and steamy now,” said Tanner. Evan looked back at the tanned brunette to see he had laid down on his back on the bench of the sauna, with his legs spread wide in the air.
Evan’s eyes widened. Tanner was doing an almost perfect split, not to mention his dick and hole was in full display. His eyes filled with lust as he said “how are you doing that?”
“I did gymnastics for a few years, and I got really flexible,” replied Tanner. He smirked, then said “I can even fully suck my own dick.”
Evan looked weirdly more horny than he had two seconds ago. “Show me,” he said.
Tanner nodded, then stuck his head between his legs. Remembering that Evan was watching, he slowly licked around the tip of his dick and lightly kissed the top. He used his legs to push his head down a little more until he had the first 3 inches of his dick in his own mouth. He bobbed up and down for a while, making slurping noises while moaning. Evan was clearly turned on, because he was rock hard again and was stroking himself rather quickly. He was biting his lip and suppressing a loud moan.
“It’s gonna be even more hot and steamy now,” said Tanner. Evan looked back at the tanned brunette to see he had laid down on his back on the bench of the sauna, with his legs spread wide in the air.
Evan’s eyes widened. Tanner was doing an almost perfect split, not to mention his dick and hole was in full display. His eyes filled with lust as he said “how are you doing that?”
“I did gymnastics for a few years, and I got really flexible,” replied Tanner. He smirked, then said “I can even fully suck my own dick.”
Evan looked weirdly more horny than he had two seconds ago. “Show me,” he said.
Tanner nodded, then stuck his head between his legs. Remembering that Evan was watching, he slowly licked around the tip of his dick and lightly kissed the top. He used his legs to push his head down a little more until he had the first 3 inches of his dick in his own mouth. He bobbed up and down for a while, making slurping noises while moaning. Evan was clearly turned on, because he was rock hard again and was stroking himself rather quickly. He was biting his lip and suppressing a loud moan.
Then Tanner brought his full dick into his mouth, and held it there for about 10 seconds before unfolding himself and looking up to Evan for approval. At that exact moment, Evan opened his mouth and moaned loudly, and shot all over Tanner’s chest. Tanner ran a finger along his chest, and licked the cum from his finger. “That tasted good, babe, but we have one more thing to do…” he said.
Tanner got on the sauna bench and bent over, face down ass up.
“Oh, fuck yeah” Evan said, walking over to position himself behind Tanner. “I don’t have a condom though.”
“That’s fine,” Tanner said. “I want it raw. I want to feel you inside me. I want to feel your thick cock inside my tight little whore hole, fucking my brains out and making me scream.”
“Alright,” said Evan. “Slut. Get ready for me to absolutely rip your ass in half.”
“Go for it bitch.”
With that, Evan thrusted his entire length into Tanner’s ass, not even trying to ease his way into the ass fucking. Tanner didn’t feel much pain, because he had been practicing with *other things* for a while. Regardless, he let out a loud moan, and he drawled “fuck you feel good inside me. Go faster.”
Evan happily obliged, and began to thrust faster, and their balls started clapping together.
After a few minutes of them doing the sideways cha-cha, they both released whatever cum they had left and collapsed, Evan’s dick still inside Tanner.
“We gotta do that again.” they both agreed.
Gay sauna sex is the sequel to gay locker room sex.
Tanner got on the sauna bench and bent over, face down ass up.
“Oh, fuck yeah” Evan said, walking over to position himself behind Tanner. “I don’t have a condom though.”
“That’s fine,” Tanner said. “I want it raw. I want to feel you inside me. I want to feel your thick cock inside my tight little whore hole, fucking my brains out and making me scream.”
“Alright,” said Evan. “Slut. Get ready for me to absolutely rip your ass in half.”
“Go for it bitch.”
With that, Evan thrusted his entire length into Tanner’s ass, not even trying to ease his way into the ass fucking. Tanner didn’t feel much pain, because he had been practicing with *other things* for a while. Regardless, he let out a loud moan, and he drawled “fuck you feel good inside me. Go faster.”
Evan happily obliged, and began to thrust faster, and their balls started clapping together.
After a few minutes of them doing the sideways cha-cha, they both released whatever cum they had left and collapsed, Evan’s dick still inside Tanner.
“We gotta do that again.” they both agreed.
Gay sauna sex is the sequel to gay locker room sex.
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