Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.

Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*

by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015

man banana glasses

To place your balls one on each eye while having a boner while someone is passed out. Similar to German sunglasses and a Roman helmet.

She passed out as we were having sex so I made her wear my man banana glasses.

by Das Miz August 25, 2016

black man lips

Lips so big only a mother could love them

"Hey man, you won't be digesting my girl with them black man lips of yours"

"Dude, they're genetic. I can't help how huge my lips are."

by IHaveATinyWilly November 9, 2015

angry dwarf man

A small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.

Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem

The original angry dwarf man is a creature known as Tom Cat, he originated from the Stockport region of the United Kingdom. Sightings are rare, due to either his keeper Victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.

by TerribleExpert December 29, 2015

Lucas little man

Can't stop joining house party with molly and helen instead of his girlfriend

Oh lucas little man....

by Dhjasjbdbfnf July 30, 2017

Christian Man's Burden

The paradigm of Christianity as the messianic paradigm of repute of the Middle East.

Christianity as the delineator of civilization for the Middle East in particular.

Meta-zionism.

The Christian Man's Burden would counter Zionism as the harbinger for Middle Eastern democracy.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018