Saay simp cult

The saay simp cult is an association claiming for saay's world domination. This cult follows the saaytion a religion that worships a fashion icon and vocals queen aka saay . Join the saay simp cult for clear skin and long lasting happy life . In conclusion STAN SAAY AND JOIN THE CULT

I joined the saay simp cult and my life haven't been better

by Saay cult May 10, 2020

Ben Simpson

i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.

wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend

by Catherine wilson May 17, 2020

Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

Semi-Simp

A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.

Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.

by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020

Virginius Simpus

A condition where the a member of the male species is denied the privilege of intercourse due to not possessing the skill to be a dominating alpha member of society. They are forced to treat the female members as a Goddess rather than an equal.

Yo why is this guy simping for the streamer? I think he's got the Virginius Simpus.

by Not_Craftt May 22, 2020

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone who you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: " ugh hes so hot"

Me: "why you ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you."

by Apimp.4.simps July 2, 2020