Cock Piranha

When a woman gives head and bites your dick in the process

Goddamnit Stacy, stop being such a Cock Piranha . It hurts my dick

by PurpleMinivan November 30, 2020

Cock Muffler

The simulation of making cars sounds while performing oral sex on your partner.

This cock muffler sounded like a V8 shelby mustang.

by Recome June 7, 2018

Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017

cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.

Damn that dude is a cock swankler!

by Cock swankler April 6, 2017

COCK PRESSURE

Cock pressure, is when a women walks into a room full of guys that want to slip her the bone...

"Man, you see how fast she left? Yah, she could feel the cock pressure"

by Bobby K May 9, 2012

Dumpster cock

He will stick his cock in anything

What a fucking dumpster cock.

by Tara Boom Dee A January 19, 2020

assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021