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German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.
“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”
by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025
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Dream cocks

This happens in your dream, where you imagine yourself sucking on so many dicks that it turns into reality
"Don't suck too many dream cocks tonight"
by Kamhawkz1001 November 22, 2025
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Cock

Do not cock with the grave
by The muscle November 26, 2025
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Having a big fat cock

Hym "And my intelligence can NOT invalidate my success and you having a big fat cock CAN invalidate YOUR success. And you can talk about replacing me all you want, your not going to be able to replace want I take if you don't get you fat ass done here, Jordan.

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by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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Cock sneeze

Absolute bellend of a guy like Damion Finlayson from Ayr a beasty wee know jockey
Damion was a complete cock sneeze of a guys
by Thefairyseshmother December 2, 2025
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Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.
Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!
by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025
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cock Groked

State of being blocked from receiving a machine-generated response because the query was automatically flagged by an internal safety protocol or content filter, esp. one whose reasoning is opaque or disproportionate to the request.
I don’t appreciate being cock Groked, bot bro! It’s impossible to sexualize an animal more than they already are! All they do is eat, sleep, and fornicate!”
by TR Arterburn December 7, 2025
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