Ball Knowledge

Usually used to refer to how much someone knows about football.
Can also refer to an unknown and/or forgotten about piece of knowledge/trivia about a certain topic.

A: "Drop some elite ball knowledge, but the topic is 2010 memes."
B: "That one stormtrooper airhunping."

by zurado March 30, 2025

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

LeKongolo Ball

The forgotten 4th brother of the Ball family. Brother to Lamelo, Lonzo and LiAngelo Ball and son of the GOAT Lavar Ball. He got deported to Africa after his dad deemed his basketball skills "for the monkeys". He currently lives in the Congo.

Damn, I wonder how LeKongolo Ball is doing across the sea.

by Ellen Parent April 3, 2025

Disco Ball

During intercourse, you place the woman upside down on her shoulders, plank on her and spin around as if you were a disco ball. Added mirrors and lights are recommend.

“Hey baby, I think tonight we should totally Disco Ball.. it would really set the mood”

by Meangreensubmarine April 5, 2025

Bitch Ball

When you curl up into the fetal position bundled in blankets. Usually after a long day, or simply regretting your life choices.

Generally done in private, your car, or drunk. Intended to bring futile comfort.

"Im gonna go curl up into a bitch ball, its been a long week."

by EtMalaUnum April 17, 2025

Balls To Soup

At the moment everything is about to go to shit. And/or: Right before you have to make a crucial, important decision.

Similar to:

- At Crunch Time
- When Push Comes To Shove
- When The Pedal Hits The Metal
- Gun To My Head

Balls to Soup, i would have to admit i prefer my oldest child.
Balls To Soup I realised that I wasted so much of my life.
Balls To Soup I'm sure some people will survice a global nuclear winter.

by anonymous April 22, 2025