rubber band man

(N.) one who is representing the struggle by keeping a fat wad of $ at their side and maybe also some bitches in rubber band thongs.

But why a rubber band? It representin' the struggle man.
-T.I., "Rubber Band Man"

by Hu$tleMang April 6, 2004

Poor Man's Fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdrawal his phallus and take a large shit in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Brittney Meeks December 15, 2007

left hand man

The lowest ranking male in a gang bang with 3 or more guys and only one woman.

"Ron Jeremy wasn't always the king of the porn world. Rumor has it he was originally the left hand man in a few John Holmes movies (citation needed)."

by buster chestnutz March 30, 2010

poor man's chrome

Mazda cars, as opposed to much more expensive cars like Lamborghini, Maserati, etc.

Don't talk to Eddie about Maserati. He can only afford poor man's chrome.

by pentozali July 15, 2009

Fat-man Burrito

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

Free Tool Man

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.

James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.

by Forealhater January 4, 2010

Man Made Bed

When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.

Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."

Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"

by SamStrane December 8, 2009