cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.

That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.

by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020

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Tacos cock

Everyone has seen it quiete small yet the females love it no one understands why. Maybe bc he is gay af and loves fucking hitman. "Where's hitman" like gtfoh obv in yo bed like tf.

Yoo u guy's seen Tacos Cock too?

by Baalo January 7, 2021

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cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

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Cock and Ball Torture

When a girl tortures a mans cock and balls for fun.

“Takesha gave Jamal cock and ball torture and twisted his balls so hard they fell off.”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

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Cock Connoisseur

(noun)
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!

They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.

“Yeah, she’s seen it all. Man pulled out mid, and she left before the encore. A certified Cock Connoisseur.”

by REL3NTLESS October 25, 2025

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