edith derangement syndrome

Edith Derangement Syndrome or (EDS) is an unhealthy association or symbiotic enabling relationship with the character Edith from Downton Abbey. EDS results in people dismissing Edith's clear character faults and borderline antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) because they empathize with the character to a harmful level. It is an extreme and often imagined form of middle-child syndrome.

We tried to have a rational conversation on an episode of Downton Abbey but a person suffering from Edith Derangement Syndrome (EDS) prevented this by dismissing whole cloth her clearly immoral actions because someone didn't give her enough attention.

by HokeThink March 10, 2024

Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome

“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in”

by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

Jan Syndrome

The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.

Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.

by PanchoK May 3, 2021

Luigi Syndrome

When everyone just sees you as a lesser version of that friend you always hang out with.

I have Luigi Syndrome

by O' Chungus November 19, 2023

dj down syndrome

Samsquatch, jef

My name is DJ down syndrome but you can call me Jef

by DJ DOWNSYNDROME November 20, 2017

Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person

Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!

by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019