Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.

Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024

beyblade syndrome

When you like a beyblades and you have a lot of beyblades cause you like living on the edge😼

Person A: here's my collection

Person B: yo, bitch, you got beyblade syndrome, how many you got?

Person A: 27,373

by Puhsee Bagger December 10, 2023

Swerski Syndrome

Named after the snl character Bill Swerski, swerski syndrome is when someone obsesses over their hometown’s sports team. This is extremely common in the Midwest and the East Coast.

Guy 1: “LETS GO CARDINALS THE CUBS FUCKING SUCK!!!”

Guy 2: “That guy has Swerski Syndrome.”
Guy 3: “For real.”

by joewick September 18, 2021

Judy Hopps Syndrome

A form of internalized bias where a person has an extreme amount of moral posturing, while at the same time refusing to reflect on their own problematic beliefs. Some key aspects of this bias include cognitive dissonance, selective accountability, perceived moral superiority, and resistance to correction.

"I'm honestly glad that Vivienne Medrano finally said something and straight-up told these people to touch grass, but at the same time, you and I both know they're gonna do more classic misogyny 'hysteria' bullshit by claiming that her speaking up about the mess brought back up is her having a 'breakdown.' This internalized misogyny coming from within ostensibly progressive and woman/LGBTQ+/minority friendly spaces really is concerning. It's blatant Judy Hopps Syndrome, because it's so similar to the character's moral posturing."

by Buttered Quayle January 30, 2025

small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?

Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

Caseoh Syndrome

When someone looks like Caseoh, and acts like him.

"Yo, John's got Caseoh Syndrome!"

by That one man that happens to b March 18, 2024

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023