one man band

masturbating

He's used to having a one man band at this hour of the night.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Small Willied Man

A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.

Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum

Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.

by An actual Big Willed Lad June 9, 2018

Poor mans speedball

Heroin and crystal meth.

As opposed to heroin and coke.

I can’t afford an 8ball of coke after buying a brick of H, so I’m gonna have to grab a point of meth and do a poor mans speedball

by Brwneyedgrl1985 December 21, 2018

man bun

A pragmatic and trendy hairstyle for men who want to tie up their long hair.

In 2013, was considered avant-garde for some reason.

In 2020, still gets you girls and makes boys insecure.

Girl #1: That guy looks hot in a man bun
Girl #2: I want to fuck him

by nobi wan August 30, 2020

Garbage man

Garbage man aka GARBO
also see camira cus its pretty much a garbage truck

Geoff: 'my dads a doctor, what dose your dad do as a job matt?'
Matt: 'my dad's a garbo'

by Raunus July 29, 2004

back door man

Often times referred to as anal sex, "back door man" also means to enter the vagina from the back side so you can pleasure her breasts and clitoris more freely with your hands.

doggie style - back door man

by back door man September 3, 2013

Get your mans

You use this term whenever you see someone crushing or hitting on a guy. Usually in jokingly manner. You can either shout it while the action is taking place (example 1) or in a way where you're telling them to make the first move (example 2).

Example 1:

"Omg guys look over there!"
"Is that Jennie hitting on Kai?"
"(Shouts at Jennie from a distance) GET YOUR MANS GIRL!"
Example 2
Jennie: "What am I even supposed to say if I go up to him?"
Lisa: "Just go, you're worrying way too much. Come on girl, go get your mans"

by RachellSimpson September 18, 2019