balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Ball

/bɔ l/

Very weak and fragile

Derived from the very weak and fragile nature of a human testicles - with one flick making the owner drop to the floor in an instant

The way he is squirming from the hit, God he is such a ball.

by yeaboppa June 15, 2024

Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a submissive bottom boyslut who should be shamed and degraded AT ALL COSTS

Balling and can’t get up you fucking MORONIC SHITHEAD

by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024

Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a Submissive Bottom Boyslut who should be degraded at all costs

Balling and can’t get up you fucking moronic apeshit

by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024

Busy My Balls

To Gently Massage Ones Balls from below.

Nothing gets me through the day like running upstairs and asking her to busy my balls during the work day.

by Warden Norton June 20, 2024

busy my balls

Massaging one’s Balls from underneath

In order to get through the long work day. At times I have to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls

by Warden Norton June 20, 2024

busy my balls

To massage one’s balls from underneath or up a pant leg

Sometimes the only way I can make it through the day is to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls for a few minutes. Nothings better than getting your balls busied!!

by Warden Norton June 20, 2024