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Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
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sex

The act of inserting a male's penis inside a woman's pussy;vagina;boobs;asshole
Carter: "Ayy, bro, I just had sex with Fina."
Brandon: " Bro, did you insert your dick in that pussy?"
Carter:"Yeah bro, you should have heard her moan."
Brandon: "Show me a picture of her boobs so we could have a threesome.
by Sexy_gorl_pussy August 8, 2022
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Sex

Happens when a stick like a penis is inserted into something of is size like a vagina
He slammed her onto the table to have sex with her… He totally shoved his entire dick in her vagina!
by Imcomin4u June 9, 2022
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Sex

When a man inserts his penis into someone’s butt or vagina, it means they are having sex.
He slammed her onto the table to have sex with her… He totally shoved his entire dick in her vagina!
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Sex

something that you will never get, why did you search this up anyway? maybe you want to know how to do it. Well sorry bud but it's not going to happen, UGLY BITCH (jk everyone is beautiful) ...............................................................................................................................
.......................you will still never have it though. (p.s everyones beautiful in their own way... just not you <3)
man 1: hey girl wanna have sex??? <3
girl: EW NO UGLY BLEEP
by ratcheal gardner June 9, 2022
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Sex in Moscow

A bomb ass drink! Like a Moscow mule and Sex on the Beach but together.
I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.
by Sexinmoscow June 10, 2022
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sex

What your parents did to make you
Hey! Let's have sex and make baby.
by BallKicker882 June 11, 2022
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