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sex corncakes

a wonderful baked pastry combining cornmeal sugar and orgasmic fluids
John ate many sex corncakes
by BFLTWILIGHT November 9, 2012
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dennis sex

The best sex you will ever have 60 percent of the time every time.
Got to get me some of that Dennis sexs
by Dennis mec den den May 15, 2018
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sex crashout

doing smth outrageously sexual that you'll deeply regret later
by imgoinginsanelmao February 28, 2025
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Hair Sex

When someone touches your hair vigorously and or plays with it such as stroking it back in fourth. Another type of hair sex is when someone "boops" your hair or plays with your ponytail or bun.
In school today Nathan provided me with hair sex; now, my hair is screwed up.
by Thenerdykitkat February 8, 2017
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Sex Story

In the summer of the year 1979, I was traveling from Miami to New Jersey aboard the Amtrak Silver Star, eagerly anticipating the journey. The train, powered by three EMD F40PH locomotives, consisted of modern Amfleet cars and older coaches from various railroads. As we departed Miami, I watched the scenery change from the city's skyline to the open vistas of Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina.

In Washington, D.C., the crew swapped out the F40PHs for two stunning Ex-Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotives. I couldn’t resist stepping outside to see them up close. The GG1s, with their art-deco design and iconic Tuscan red color, were even more impressive in person. Watching the crew efficiently switch the locomotives was fascinating.

Once the GG1s were hooked up, we sped along the electrified Northeast Corridor, hitting 90 mph. The world blurred as we passed through beautiful landscapes, overtaking a Budd Metroliner EMU and a new AEM-7 Locomotive on the Clocker service.

When we arrived at Newark Penn Station, I rushed to the two GG1s. Their gleaming metal under the station lights made it feel like a dream. I took a Polaroid picture with the locomotives, standing proudly between them. It was a surreal moment, and I felt incredibly fortunate to witness this piece of railroading history.
You think I will actually write a story about Sexual activity, guess what NO! Sex stories are weird and nasty. Stop looking up sex story on urban dictionary you pervert.
by EMD F59PHI December 15, 2024
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Sex with a nigga

by LiXon October 28, 2017
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Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips
Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.
by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022
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