1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
Get the Balls to contactmug. A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.
Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.
by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020
Get the Ball-Lickermug. by Hi I'm Dustpan September 9, 2022
Get the back ballmug. by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022
Get the Balls in my poopmug. by Logay you know me December 1, 2023
Get the Logay Ballsmug. 
SUCKMA balls
by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024
Get the Ballsmug.