You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog

this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018

whoa, is that a chimichanga?!

A person that perceives their surroundings as an infinite ploom of color and desires a LOT of baked goods. They tend to enjoy Adele and eating chocolate chip infused pumpkin bread. This type of person inserts terms like " pish posh, toothbrushing, and you're being a cotton headed ninny muggins!" most frequently. They only correspond through telegrams and handcrafted letters flown by the elite species of pigeon.

"Hey Bill!"

"Are you going to go toothbrushing today?"

"i dont know. whoa, is that a chimichanga?!"

"BY GOD IT IS!!!!!!!!"

by chimisenior April 6, 2019

T. Neck that Cavity

To have sex on or around the Thanksgiving holiday. "Turkey neck that cavity" referring to the penis-like appearance of the turkey neck, being stuffed into the turkeys body cavity—resembling a wide-open vagina. (See also: "Stuff her with your giblets")

"Spread out Autumnal-themed tablecloth and get your ass on the dining table; I'm gonna stuff you w/ my giblets and t. neck that cavity!"

by tim_finnegan November 13, 2019

Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020