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Balls Deep Fantasy League

A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.
Everyone wants to play Hubba in the Balls Deep Fantasy League
by BallsDeepSkeet November 15, 2011
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balls dementia

the act of stating something and promptly forgetting you had stated it mere moments before.
This can happen with any word or sentence, but is most commonly seen in sentences where the person stating something happens to use the word 'balls.'
Kyle: "balls."
Rain: "why'd you say balls"
Kyle: "i don't remember saying that"
Rain: "it was two minutes ago"

Kyle: "I think I got balls dementia"
by AdurnaFeon October 15, 2022
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Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.
Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night
by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016
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Balls

When you have the balls, you are brave enough to do something the average joe wouldn't be brave enough to do. Usually, males challenge other males to do something by asking If they have the balls to do it.
Balls can also mean something spherical commonly used in sports.
Joe:Yo, I bet you dont't have the balls to hug that girl
Chadson: Watch me.
Joe: Damn, you've got balls.
by Widdledum January 19, 2022
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Cockroach ball torture

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in
by Roach nigga March 27, 2025
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Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.
by Kelhonson June 20, 2016
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