McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

chop me

another term for giving someone 'knuckles'

hey dude tat was sweet 'chop me'

by chopinator November 9, 2013

sa me vas bien

A sentence used by a gaytozor asking his friends if the brand new glasses he just copped fits to his gay face.

Nicolas: "Sa me vas bien?"
Us: "wow, no homo"

by stradixxx February 9, 2018

Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

MAMI KISS ME

you want your mami kiss you.

"MAMI KISS ME!"
"Johnathan... I'm your mother and how did you learn spanish?..."

by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. May 16, 2022

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Cash me outside how bow tha

Go outside so i can fight you

Dr phil cash me outside how bow tha

by Anna boi February 13, 2017