kegel balls

Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.

I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.

by mireyaaaaaaa July 25, 2016

Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

Balling

(v.) another term for fucking, only with a slightly dirtier nuance. “Balling” is the kind of fucking one does with clothes only opened or moved aside, in a dark corner at night, out in public on a city street. “Balling” suggests a sexual need that is both raw and immediate.

“We got caught while he was balling me in the doorway to a bank!”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

Ball pop

When your nails are jagged and you scratch your balls then it fucking hurts like a bitch

Ow fuck I just had a ball pop

by Ass-Bitch-ho May 24, 2018

I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

by Scrotchular January 30, 2023

balls

balls

i like my balls

by balslslslslslslslslslslslsls April 29, 2023

come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.

We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

by Epiklandia November 22, 2020