A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".
"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
Get the Eternal Undying Lovemug. It is live love laugh, i don't fucking care what anybody has to say, who the fuck says live laugh love, you are fucking wrong, IT IS LIVE LOVE LAUGH.
by The Smallest Geeza December 20, 2022
Get the Live Love Laughmug. 
When half of you is torn between the new life you built and the life you left behind.
Having a yearning desire for home when immigrating to another country while appreciating the new opportunity.
*First seen as the title of the bilingual poetry book written by the Brazilian-American writer Ana Silvani, who shares her experiences in verses while talking about her "half love" life.
Having a yearning desire for home when immigrating to another country while appreciating the new opportunity.
*First seen as the title of the bilingual poetry book written by the Brazilian-American writer Ana Silvani, who shares her experiences in verses while talking about her "half love" life.
by WeBook Publishing October 14, 2022
Get the Half Lovemug. by yegtiu June 29, 2022
Get the most loved person i ever metmug. by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Iii love people, iIi loUve peoUple, iiI lovE peoplE<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A warcrime against humanity invented by a sneaky bastard called "life" or "God" if you're primitive.
-is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street
-is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life"
-will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether
-other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one
-The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.
Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot.
10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.
-is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street
-is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life"
-will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether
-other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one
-The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.
Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot.
10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.
by Existential_Crisis November 7, 2017
Get the Lovemug.