shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

Hold mih cock and pull it

An expression used my Belizeans when excited or shocked or sometimes just for the fun of it.

Ally, I just heard Ashley is pregnant. Well, shit. Hold mih cock and pull it.

HOLD MIH COCK AND PULL IT!

by ReeshaPeesha November 20, 2017

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.

John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."

by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

Cock jockey

Slang term. Meaning one who rides (jockey) the mans penis (cock)

Man your being a real cock jockey right now!!!

by Meangreen4477 January 9, 2021

Logan’s cock

Logan’s cock is an 8-incher monster cock

Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.

Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.

“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long”

by Maiwa August 15, 2022