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Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped
Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.
by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021
mugGet the Don't JP23 Memug.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.
Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**
by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022
mugGet the SHOOT MEmug.

stig me up

stig - nicotine vaporizer

usually said in school
stig me up - brad
meet me in bathroom - nick
by skrttt123 September 11, 2023
mugGet the stig me upmug.

Batin' me up

To lead someone on, pretend you are something or to act like you want something.
James asked me for some weed bruv but he was just batin' me up, he didn't have the doe!
by ForellazBruv September 30, 2013
mugGet the Batin' me upmug.

looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
mugGet the looks don't matter to memug.

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