Shaken-Whore Syndrome

When you’re too rough during sex and give a whore brain damage from the sheer aggressiveness. Symptoms are similar to those of Shaken-Baby Syndrome.

“I fucked her so hard I gave her some brain damage, call it Shaken-Whore Syndrome.”

by Goth_FeBreze May 5, 2024

Marie Antoinette Syndrome

Marie Antoinette Syndrome is when you or someone you know is going through something (for example: a divorce) and one of the parties wants nothing to do with the other party going forward, but still want all the perks of the relationship without having to be in the relationship. This applies to friendships, jobs, relationships, everything.

My ex has Marie Antoinette Syndrome: "I want you out of our house! But I still want you to do everything, and continue doing my bidding regardless of where we are."

" I baked YOU a cake ... but, I'm going to eat it while you watch me"

by Shadi Raven May 7, 2024

Auto-Dido Syndrome

The phenomena of individuals who purposely or subconsciously seek out partners who they know will hurt and/or abandon them. It is usually manifests from unresolved commitment and self-image issues. It is named for Queen Dido of the Aeneid and her desolation and death following her affair with Aeneas.

We all know why he dated her, he hasn't addressed his Auto-Dido Syndrome.

by Dr.Yankee May 7, 2024

Drown Syndrome

Made up by rapper Ill Noise to decribe a very moist vagina.

When that pussy so stupid wet it give me drown syndrome.

by Beerbellybert May 7, 2024

wise man syndrome

When someone quits weed and gets really introspective and wise and shit

bro 1. we should go party

bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome

by smelly booger 123 May 9, 2024

Zidan Syndrome

When someone is so retarded, that it doesn't make sense.

How bad is your Zidan Syndrome? - Created by owner

by Goodlooks123 May 10, 2024

maro syndrome

it is used to describe someone, usually in a game, performing extreme acts of confusion and schizoprenic behavior while also being similar to that of an NPC behavior but still being very unsuccesful in their goals

person1: "yo dawg, there's a guy coming from behind"
person2: "gotchu" *proceeds to punch walls and looking at the ceiling*
person1: "bro wtf are you doing?? we about to lose the round!!"
person2: "i got this bro" *proceeds to die*
person1: "nahh bro that was some mad maro syndrome"

by bbzipper241 May 11, 2024