Allan syndrome

struggling spelling words when they have a good idea while writing it fast, the words become alien language and no one can read it.

Allan: i have pogers urbenealbfbrieb ajfg rj
Me: what??? Speak english
Friend: it’s Allan syndrome

by Kyrizh8652 June 1, 2021

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

Sassy Man Syndrome

A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.

There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;

Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome

Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome

by VisibleConfusions May 20, 2024

Downward Syndrome

When you are fucked mentally challenged

I saw Karen the other day and she looked like she just got diagnosed with downward syndrome.

by Heavenlysinner420 March 19, 2025

Grey’s Anatomy Syndrome

1:) For when you brain rot your head with hours of, Grey's Anatomy, you begin to think too much into 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 very unserious hospital situations.
2:) For when you watch so much Grey's Anatomy, you are fast to ‘𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳’ and figure out everyone and your own problems despite your lack of medical school.

1.) patient “ I have a sore throat, doc , lay the news on me do i have throat cancer.” Doctor, “girl you’re tripping, you are diagnosed with the flu and Grey’s Anatomy Syndrome!”

2.) Friend, “ my stomach hurts…” GAS(greys syndrome) affected friend, “ dont worry i’ve heard of this symptom before, you are definitely pregnant and have a bursting appendix glad i could help ;)” friend, “Girl bye, i have ibs and just drank a milkshake, you have Grey’s Anatomy Syndrome.”

by princessbunnymeow April 11, 2024

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018