your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Your mom

This means that your friends want to fuck your mom because she hot 🔥

Alex: hey what were you doing last night?

Me: your mom brooooooo

by Suck_ur_mom_ March 24, 2022

Your Mom

your mother

Your mom is nice.

by george washington macaroni March 23, 2022

Your mom

Something I fuck often

BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)

Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.

by Mommy.. milkers.. January 6, 2022

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

Your mom

The best comeback to any situation. The phrase “your mom” can be used in literally scenario. The lest context the better. Using this phrase makes you instantly cool and people usually dont know how to respond so its also a great way to end a conversation.

- “Hey Candice did you here what happened to your cat?”: “your mom 😎”

- “what was all that noise?”: “your mom 😎”
- “your so dumb”: “your mom 😎”
- “bruh what is that?”: “your mom 😎”

by CandiceSaidSo October 19, 2021