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by moi12345 April 17, 2011
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winning the lottery

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022
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win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.
1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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winning

Winning- What Charlie Sheen is doing right now.
hey dude im winning just like Charlie Sheen
by Teh onwer332 March 26, 2011
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bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's response when asked if he was bipolar in a 2011 interview with Andrea Canning.
Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?"
by oheckno March 28, 2011
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Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.
Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
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bi-winning

1. Winning here and winning there
2. What you may be if you don't know the definition of bipolar
3. Side effect of the drug "Charlie Sheen"
4. Getting 5 movie deals in the last, I dunno, 8 seconds
5. Curing yourself with your brain after almost dying of an overdose of every substance discovered, legal or otherwise
6. Epic and radical
One man: Did you hear how Charlie Sheen demanded more money from that show after almost dying from drug overdose?

Half man: He was winning before that epic run... and now he's winning more? How does he do it?

Charlie Sheen, sprinting by in his underwear and Wild Thing glasses: I'm bi-winning!
by Epicrun337 March 24, 2011
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