A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitchmug. Off campus housing just outside of Millersville University in Lancaster County Pennsylvania, known for mid size parties, smoke and shame like ecourts
by Moose97 September 24, 2017
Get the Wellness Apartmentsmug. A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
by eve1 June 25, 2024
Get the water-well bitch?mug. Man #1: "So regarding the lamp, its not going to be moved.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well Bill, its Settled then.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well Bill, its Settled then.
by A Simple Observer March 19, 2024
Get the Well Billmug. .9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 11, 2025
Get the .9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.mug. “I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”
by Cattenbleegh June 1, 2024
Get the well done shitmug. by UltimateDoge May 4, 2023
Get the Orson Wellesmug.