Tossing Chocolate

The end result of being TOO good at tossing salad

She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.

by WTF-Man January 23, 2024

toss the fat around

Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.

Can someone Urban Dictionary and see what toss the fat around means. I feel like it might be dirty

by badjuju666 January 25, 2024

Toss

To blank, curve someone.

Reject someone's sexual advances (often done in an indirect manner).

Divine:How's it going with Emerald?
John:She tossed me mate
Divine:What do you mean?
John:She told me she likes guys like me but not me.
She basically curved me.
Divine:Sorry mate.

by MenaTwoFour October 14, 2015

toss the fat around

To spread Cisco or some kind of oil on your chest and let a dog lick it off.

Bro last night I toss the fat around, the dog has never been happier.

by Sir_snarffy January 25, 2024

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

to toss a cunt

That move your english teacher always does that makes you want to shoot up the class

Man, Miss shithead really tries to toss a cunt sometimes.

Jeez, Mr Fuckoff really tossed a cunt with this one

by Hahafunnyname November 29, 2023

Tossing olives

When you suck on a man’s ballsack from the back side, through the legs. Usually preformed with eating ass, but not exclusively.

I was getting a rusty trombone last night, then she straight up started tossing olives. We’re getting married soon.

by Yarddogg August 20, 2022