hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009

Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

by /grits/ March 6, 2010

daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.

That's a daddy wood for you.

by Daddy wood October 19, 2017

nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

by cyndij November 19, 2010

tyler woods

That nigga Tyler woods is fucking gay nigga holy shit he literally looks like Sid from toy story if you ever encounter a Tyler woods and you’re a guy... run he will stick his small peen inside you, I know he’s weird he sometimes dates Alyhia just so his friends think he’s not gay. But he actually is..

oh no run it’s tyler woods

by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.

Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.

by HeroicIronFist March 31, 2016