A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
Get the Pre-Poon-Goonmug. by jessiecat March 13, 2011
Get the poon stampmug. a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017
Get the poonedmug. A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.
Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.
by master poonway April 25, 2022
Get the Poonmug. An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.
by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 23, 2011
Get the May Poonmug. The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
by D Rex December 15, 2007
Get the poon divingmug. It's a way of showing off your affection anywhere and everywhere and always ends up with no clothes and children either in the mouth, being made or on the boobs
by Rucas - GGSS BOYS August 11, 2021
Get the Poon Poonmug.